My dick is just too damn big. It's uncomfortable in my tight jeans and when I wear short-shorts it hangs out the bottom on one side and my balls hang out the other.
I'm tired of women just wanting me all the time for my big cock and balls.
It would be so much better if I had a tiny cock and a set of peanuts so all women would then ignore me.
Can somebody please help me buy a penis and testicle reduction? I don't want to be popular anymore...
