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1. Buy the most expensive, feature rich camera you can find. Throw away the manuals. You don't really need them.
2. Buy all the accessories.
3. Get a good ball-cap with the camera brand on it. It makes you look professional.
4. Don't waste money on lighting. Your house has lights, right? Pick up some flashlights for spot-fill.
5. Find a nice crack whore and bring her to your house. You don't need a studio. Houses make the model more comfortable.
6. Have the crack-whore do her own makeup. She knows her face better than you do.
7. Put her in your bedroom. It will look natural.
8. Kneel down, twist your body in odd positions, and zoom in a lot. Say things like "yeah, yeah, that's it baby, you're a star!". It makes her feel good and makes you seem professional.
9. Tell her she's so hot, you are getting horny, and it's interfering with the "creation of the art". Tell her she needs to give you head so you can get that behind you and continue the creative process. Shoot a lot of video from all angles. Use those flashlights to change the mood.
10. Go buy the most expensive laptop video editing platform you can find. Throw away the manuals. You won't need them.
11. Export your video at the highest possible resolution you can. Don't bother editing, just export it.
12. Link it up on GFY in a downloadble format. Don't bother with streaming. You don't need it.
13. Make money!
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