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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
When I was in high school, my best friend was in my home economics class and we each had a cooking assignment as homework. He had to make cookies.
The next day, everyone was sharing what they made, but when I reached to his plate to get one of his cookies, he stopped me and told me not to. He leans over and says, "I beat off in the cookie dough last night, don't eat any. I'm fucking serious." 
So he and I sat back and watched the entire class eat his jizz filled cookies. Watching the hot little stuck up girls eat them was the best. Never forget that day for as long as I live. |
Good story. Good thing he was your friend. Have you seen the movie Van Wilder? Similar scene but with dog jizz.
When I was 5 or 6 years old for my first entrepreneurial venture I peed in little paper cups and mixed in some dirt and tried to sell them to the neighborhood kids as "chocolate milk" but nobody would buy one.
That's when I knew I needed a real product
I think you're onto something here. If we'd have had a contest for the best pee or jizz eating story there would have been way less drama.