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stickyfingerz · 09-05-2009, 05:33 PM

Any really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset with ovewhelming force and cut your head off with a knife..

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In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

Thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a 9-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It?s the perfect situation for me, although two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one...and that's out under the porch.

(After he didn't tip the sub man) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

09-05-2009, 05:33 PM
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Any Really good... Any really good headhunter will storm your village at sunset with ovewhelming force and cut your head off with a knife.. Dwightisms.. Add yours In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead. Thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a 9-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It?s the perfect situation for me, although two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one...and that's out under the porch. (After he didn't tip the sub man) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.