DonovanTrent

Donovan Trent ? Good afternoon Mr. Sheen, thank you so much for taking time out of your demanding schedule.

Charlie Sheen ? My pleasure, the content of your request seemed like something I should carve out a few minutes for.

DT ? I should point out that you are a no talent whoremonger who's lucky to have had a dad successful in the entertainment business in order to get you where you are. You're vastly overpaid for starring in an admittedly high rated sitcom, which speaks more toward the general dumbing down of the American public more than it speaks to your talent.

CS - ummmm... ok, yeah. I got nothing.

(Charlie Sheen rises from his chair , I do the same).

(He pauses. We shake hands).

DT ? Nice talking to you, Charlie.

CS ? Same here, call my staff anytime!

(I watch as he strides gracefully out of the room, the truth I provided him held firmly in his clenched ass.)

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