Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Wait. You're looking for a point to a thread on GFY, in FA&PD? Are you HIGH, Deej!?

Here's your story I made up to go with the thread, ok, someone else made it up but I did a wordsearch replace cuz im cool like that:

BARACK OBAMA knocks on the front door of a 300-year-old New Hampshire farmhouse while his Secret Service detail waits in the driveway. The door opens and OBAMA is standing face to face with EMILIO ESTAVEZ.

ESTAVEZ Senator.

OBAMA Mr. President.

ESTAVEZ You seem startled.

OBAMA I didn?t expect you to answer the door yourself.

ESTAVEZ I didn?t expect you to be getting beat by John McCain and a Lancôme rep who thinks ?The Flintstones? was based on a true story, so let?s call it even.

OBAMA Yes, sir.

ESTAVEZ Come on in.

ESTAVEZ leads OBAMA into his study.

ESTAVEZ That was a hell of a convention.

OBAMA Thank you, I was proud of it.

ESTAVEZ I meant the Republicans. The Us versus Them-a-thon. As a Democrat I was surprised to learn that I don?t like small towns, God, people with jobs or America. I?ve been a little out of touch but is there a mandate that the vice president be skilled at field dressing a moose ?

OBAMA Look ?

ESTAVEZ ? and selling Air Force Two on eBay?

OBAMA Joke all you want, Mr. President, but it worked.

ESTAVEZ Imagine my surprise. What can I do for you, kid?

OBAMA I?m interested in your advice.

ESTAVEZ I can?t give it to you.

OBAMA Why not?

ESTAVEZ I?m supporting McCain.

OBAMA Why?

ESTAVEZ He?s promised to eradicate evil and that was always on my ?to do? list.


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