"Oh god that hurts"
"Ow!"
"oh god"
"he's out???"
"hes out!"
"is it bleeding??"
"just some like yellow stuff came out"
"ohhh."
"do do you see it in the frame??" 
That's some true love right there!! I dunno if i could go bot-fly fishing in my wife's head!!
"i can't believe that was inside me...."