HorseShit

Word or phrase Abbreviation(s)
Account acc, acct or acnt
Address addy or add
And n, an, nd, or &
Anticipate ntcp8
Age, sex, location Asl or a/s/l
Alright aight or ight
Are you there? rut or u der
At the moment atm
As far as I know afaik
Awesome or+ or orsm
Be right back brb
Be back later bbl
Be back soon bbs
Because cuz, bcuz, bcz, bcos, bc, cos, coz or bcoz
Best friend or Boyfriend bf or b/f
Big fucking (or freakin') deal bfd
Best friend(s) for life bffl
Best friend(s) forever bff or bffe
Best fucking (or freakin') friend(s) forever bfff
Between btwn or b/w
Busting my brains laughing bmbl
Butter chizmo
By the way btw
Could I borrow a tampon? cibat?
Can't be arsed cba
Can't be fucked cbf
Comment me back cmb (usually used for social networking sites)
Could be keen (i.e. to go out) cbk
Cousin cuzin or cuz
Definitely def or deffo
Diarrhea badcrp
Don't dnt
Don't know dunno
Don't worry dw
Ducks and runs for cover (after cracking a joke for example) darfc
Falling off chair laughing focl
Forever 4eva or 4evr
For fuck sakes ffs
For your information fyi
Friend frend or frnd
Fuck my life fml
Fuck you fuk u, fck, fu, f u or .l.. <insert smiley here> ..l.
Good crib gc
Get the fuck out gtfo
Girlfriend gf or g/f
Got to go g2g or gtg
Great gr8
Have a nice day H.A.N.D.
Have a good day hagd
High as fuck (or frick) haf
Hold on hld on or h/o
Homework hw, hwk or hmwk
How are you hru
Hurry back hb
I can't remember icr
I don't care idc
I don't fucking (or freakin') care idfc
I don't really care idrc
I don't give a fuck idgaf
I don't know idk
I don't remember idr
I do what I want idwiw
I know aino
I know, right? ikr
I love you ily, luv u, ilu, luv ya, i wub u or i <3 u
If I recall correctly or If I remember correctly iirc
In my opinion imo
In my humble opinion imho
Jokes jks
Just for laughs jfl
Just joking jj
Just kidding jk
Just playing jp
Just to let you know jtlyk or j2luk
Know kno, knw or no
Kiss my teeth kmt
Kiss my ass kma
Later l8r or l8a
Laugh out loud lol
Lots of love lol
Laughing my ass off lmao
Laughing my dick off lmdo
Laughing my fucking ass off lmfao
Laughing quietly to myself lqtm
Laugh out loud (multiple times) lolliesm lulz or lolz
Love luv or <3
Love you ly, <3u, ilu or ily
Mate m8
Message (as in a text message) msg
My Dick is hard MDIH or wacko
Never mind nm or nvm (depending on context used, see also "not much" below)
No matter nm (depending on context used)
No problem np
No thank you no tnk u, nty or no ty
Not much nm (depending on context used, see also "never mind" above)
Obviously ovvi, obv or obvs
Of course ov cors or ofc
Oh My God omg or (comically) zomg, romg, wamg, omgz
Oh My Lordy Potato omlp
OK k
Oh really? orly?
On My Period omp
On My Way omw
Parents over shoulder pos
parents behind back pbb
Peace pc, pce, pece, or \/ (V sign)
People ppl, peeps
Pictures pic, pics or pix
Pissing myself laughing pmsl
Please plz, plez, plox or pls
Probably probz, prbly, prolly, proly, or prob
Quoted for truth qft
Really rly
Reals rlz
Right rite
Rocking/Rock (metal hands) \m/
Rolling on the floor laughing rofl or (comically) Roflcopter
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off roflmao or rotflmao
Rolling On the Floor Laughing out loud rotflol
says ses or sez
See you/see you later cya, cu, or cya/cu l8er/l8a/l8r
Seriously srsly
Shit outta luck sol
Shut the fuck up stfu
Something sth, s/t, sumthin or summet
Son of a bitch sob
Sorry sry or soz
Scare the shit out of my self/Scare the shit out of yourself stsooms/stsooys
Talk to you later ttyl or t2yl
Ta-ta for now ttfn
Text txt or tx
Text back txt bck or tb
Thanks thanx, thx, tnx, 10Q or thnx
Thank you ty or thnk u
Thank you very much tyvm
The most ludicrous abbreviation ever tmlae
Thinking of you TOY
Tomorrow tom, tmw, 2moz, 2moro, 2mrw, 2mo or 2mara
To be honest tbh
Welcome back wb
Weekend wknd, w/end or w.e
Write back wb
What wat, wut, wht, whaz or wot
What you up to? wuu2
Whatever w/e, wateva, watev, watevr,wtvr,watevs or w.e
What the fuck wtf or wdf
What the hell wth
What's up sup
Would wud or wood or wufd (would you fucking dare)
You deserve it ydi
You there? yt