The first rule of Sleazy Sexiness is: you do not talk about Sleazy Sexiness.
The second rule of Sleazy Sexiness is: you DO NOT talk about Sleazy Sexiness!
Third rule of Sleazy Sexiness: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the sexiness is over.
Fourth rule: only two guys to a Sleazy.
Fifth rule: one Sleazy at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: the Sleazy is bareback. No shirt, no shoes, no condoms.
Seventh rule: Sleazy will go on as long as he has to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Sleazy Sexiness, you have to be sexy.
