Bwahahahahahahahaha.
http://********.com/read.php?ID=37271
Excerpt:
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iPorn intends to send at least 5 iPorn girls to the Apple executive board room for a powwow. The visit with Apple is being coordinated and is expected to take place in the next few weeks. Due to the honed negotiating skills of the iPorn Girls the company fully expects Apple will be convinced of how mutually beneficial a partnership with iPorn could be.
A person very familiar with the matter said Apple execs are likely to respond favorably to the iPorn girls' high level of motivation and willingness to bend over backwards in order to close a deal.
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I'm sure Steve Jobs will find that last paragraph amusing.