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Just teach him how to be a man.
First, let him ride your bright pink bike to school. When his friends ask where the seat is, he can just tell them he prefers to sit on the pole instead. Who needs a seat when you have a perfectly acceptable phallic object to sit on?
Then when his friends make fun of him and he starts beating people up, he can write apology letters in pink ink like daddy does.
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