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smutnut · 09-22-2009, 11:42 AM

Okay this is serious shit.

Isn't the bathroom supposed to be a sacred place like the Dome of Rock or Moses and his Burning Bush or something?

You're standing over the toilet and your girlfriend comes walking in for whatever reason. I mean this is a no-no, right? I mean, of course, now it's okay if I walk in on her but like, UGGGHH! Are you fucking kidding me? First, you're sitting, so I don't know if you're taking a crap or what? You think I want to walk in and start shaving with all that stink coming up in my face? PLEASE!!!

I mean fuck all this no secrets bullshit! I'm going to walk in on her with a video camera and pretend I was shooting something but this excited me so much I couldn't help myself. Either that or leave the toilet seat lifted so she can fall in again and let out that bitching shriek of hers I've grown so fond of...

09-22-2009, 11:42 AM
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Relationship Bathroom Dump Schedule Advice? Okay this is serious shit. Isn't the bathroom supposed to be a sacred place like the Dome of Rock or Moses and his Burning Bush or something? You're standing over the toilet and your girlfriend comes walking in for whatever reason. I mean this is a no-no, right? I mean, of course, now it's okay if I walk in on her but like, UGGGHH! Are you fucking kidding me? First, you're sitting, so I don't know if you're taking a crap or what? You think I want to walk in and start shaving with all that stink coming up in my face? PLEASE!!! I mean fuck all this no secrets bullshit! I'm going to walk in on her with a video camera and pretend I was shooting something but this excited me so much I couldn't help myself. Either that or leave the toilet seat lifted so she can fall in again and let out that bitching shriek of hers I've grown so fond of...