Fake nicks do this all the time. It's an identity crisis/malfunction.
After I am done masturbating, I lick the mirror that LOOKS like it has sperm on it, but it's not. It's the one next to it. (part of the game)
I usually taint it with clear Jalapeno juice so I can slap myself in the face and then proceed to fist my own ass after getting the punch from the juices.
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