Ok, time to post a goodie in my ex collection to start things off right.
We drank the rest of the 60oz which we took from a party, shagged on the bed, and couldn't exactly put the sheet on before she passed out.
She ended up not talking to me anymore, because she was seeing some rich 40+ year old guy who had a Ferrari, and when we were humping she somehow pocket dialed him on her blackberry. I know this because at 8 am, she woke up to a phone call, took it, and I heard through the phone(since I was beside her)some guy yelling about a 3 minute voicemail of her having sex.
I have many more pics and many more stories. Anyone else want to share to lighten things up?