Originally Posted by PowerCum

Selling porn is not profitable. We all know that there is no money in porn.

Of course, tube sites make lots of money nowadays, but they don't sell porn. In fact they sell human organs and used human bodies to aliens so they can impersonate human looks and fuck with the earth population.
It's a whole conspiracy and probably I will get kidnapped by Nintendo Corporation (evil aliens) for telling you the truth.

Tube sites have advanced tracking methods to track everyone who masturbates watching porn. Once they find the masturbating person, an alien tube device plugs to his dick and sucks all his living essence and his soul. After that an alien soul is placed into that human body using an anal injector or via oral injection. This method is known as "Ass to mouth" procedure.

If you have friends that tell you they have visited some tube site and saw some porn there, they are no longer your friends. They are evil aliens that live in your friends bodies and want to you go to these tube sites too.

These evil aliens are everywhere, even the news and TV are full with them. Have you seen the president and other nations preseidents on the TV? They are all evil aliens. They even wear these alien space suits... or did you think the ties they use are just decorative? They are not. They are tube devices designed specially to manipulate your brain to visit tube sites.

Supermario game is another example of evil alien tube conspiracy. All these tubes where Mario did enter and exit all during the game are again evil devices to wash your brain. Think about it. Nowadays if you hear a friend (former friend body occupied by evil alien) of you tell you something like "I got sucked by a tube", you will not scandalize nor shot that poor body of your friend in the head using the biggest shotgun you find around. If your friend told you that in 1982 you would for sure use the shotgun because you would know it's just your friend's body with an evil alien or zombi living into it.

If you are still thinking this is just bullshit, think that the Nintendo Wii "joystick" has tubular shape. We all know that Nintendo is part of the alien complot. There is even evidence that the Wii tubular joystick device can wash the brain of police officers that have been specifically trained to resist the alien mental tactics.

Of course, this board is also part of the conspiracy. They have been abducted by the evil aliens too. You can distinguish the evilness rank of these aliens by their nick name:

Orange --> Still human, but will not last much. Probably someone will suck their dick soon.
Green --> Already intubated and some alien tube chick is sucking his dick at the moment.
Red --> Evil alien officer. They have sucked his dick alot. The most notable one is a guy called Juicy Links. The evil alien tube chicks sucked his dick so much, that he became pure juice of linked human molecules. That's the reason he is now called Juicy Links instead of his real name.
Blue --> Evil alien general. At least 3 tubes suck his dick. On the upper right corner of this page you can see 3 different "logos". These are the alien signs of the tube devices attached to the alien general and sucking his dick at the moment.