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I hear that next they are going to go dig up Elvis and arrest him for fucking Lisa Marie when she was 15. Then they will be picking up Jerry Lee Lewis for marrying his teen cousin.
Then they will be digging up all the graves of our great-great grandfathers and arresting them for fucking our underage great-great grandmothers.
Ringo Starr is currently under investigation for the song: "Your 16, Your Beautiful, And Your Mine" from the 1970's as well.
About time we cleaned this shit up once and for all.
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