I haven't actually worked in decades.
I always have a drink in my hand.
My sense of humor makes me say/do inappropriate things all the time.
They know I do sick shit to their little girl.
I have a condo in a nudist resort.
I'm 22 years older than she is.
We aren't married, but i have been married twice before.
For some reason her parents (who are divorced themselves) absolutely love me.
Go figure!
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