So my neighbour just had a new pool installed and i thought it would be nice if he let me have a swim , next thing you know the cops are called and i am off to jail.. fuckin assholes.. The article makes ME look like the bad guy....
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091001/...naked_intruder
Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
AP ? STUART, Fla. ? A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.
The resident told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said Higgins took a towel and fled. Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.
He was being held at the Martin County Jail on $10,500 bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.