Originally Posted by Exotic Gold

I was at the grocery last week and as I'm loading my shit in the car these two kids come running past with a plastic jug of booze in each hand and behind them is the store security guard screaming at them and chasing.

One books left, one books right and runs right past me.

After 100 yards or so the security guard gives up and as he's walking back past me he says, "Why didn't you stop that kid?"

My answer: "What the fuck makes you think I'm on your side?"