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Originally Posted by Huggles
I compare the high after yoga class to doing a line of cocaine that lasts for 4 hours.
My current girl thinks yoga has seriously made my cock bigger. I am not kidding. I wonder if it is possible due to the extra blood flow, I don't know. I'm guessing it's due to the rapid weight loss. My erections were like titanium before, now they are like a cylindrical carbon fusion created diamond forged in the centre of a sun that supernova'ed and caused my penis to become a cosmic force fueled by tequila and women who can pronounce the letter "v" with a sexy accent.
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TMI dude
You had me at "trouser cannon"