Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today , I lily sick. Got head hurt, stomach hurt and leg hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.............. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'
