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I'm interested, but I need to know more first...
1) Will this position increase the size of my peen?
2) What is your workplace policy on sudden, ADHD-inspired outbursts of nihilistic rage?
3) Will we have casual Fridays?
4) Free refreshments, or will I have to bring my own fried placenta?
5) Gang gang gang y'all!
6) Will there be any jokes along the lines of "Webmaster? More like Webslave!" ?
7) Can you provide an over-sized office chair for my over-sized body?
8) Why do people always put sofas in front of windows, and when you lean over to lift up the window, you don't quite have the right leverage and you end up hurting your shoulders?
9) ????
10) Profit.
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