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LAst day in Berlin and Europe...my thoughts on my tour
Its been a very interesting trip to Europe. Berlin Venus show was surprisingly good to me in the buisness aspect. But here are my opinions over here in the porn and non porn world..
NON PORN
1 - All men over the age of 45 walk with thier hands behind their back.
2- Restraunt service is slower than anywhere ive seen in the world.
3- Some of the most breath taking scenery in the world, in particular the Italian country side and the Swiss ALps.
4- The drivers are insane. If you are in the speed lane and someone wants to pass, they dont flash thier lights, they get 2 feet behind you on your bumper and stay there til you move. Then as soon as they pass you, they immediately go to center lane.
5 - The people are very courteous and will go out of thier way to assist Americans. At least in the countries Ive been to.
subnote - Countries visited. Czech , Italy , Slovenia , SLovakia , Hungary , Gemany , Croatia , Austria.
6 - Almost everyone speaks good enough English to hold a simple conversation.
7 - The hotel rooms are small as hell , but beds are comfy
8 - Hotels dont give 1 big blanket , they give 2 halves of a blanket.
9 - Italian women are GORGEOUS.. but when you hear them talk.. YIKES !!
PORN
1 - European women are gorgeous
2- European women give the WORST blowjobs in the world. They have no clue.
3 - Porn out here is the worst in the world as far as personality. They have the most blank looks on thier face ( guys and girls ) Its basically robot sex. Sure its 2 hot people fucking.. but the emotion is NON EXISTANT.
4 - The Euro porn Ive seen puts an extreme amount of effort into production and sets. Beautiful locations.
5- The Euro scenes are much shorter than in US.
Then there is the mix of porn and non porn in the Berlin club ARTEMUS. It is a legal brothel that I would love to spend rest of my days in. Basically you pay 70 Euro to get in. You leave your money in a locker and your clothes in another locker and you walk around in a robe and sandals. You see the girl you like, as in a strip club , and you get a non condom blowjob and condom sex for 60 Euro. Add an additional 50 Euro to cum on thier face or mouth. They do seem to enjoy facials. You can either go to a private room, or have a bunch of guys watch you bang them in a sort of movie theater. I chose the private room 1st , then the rest I did the movie theater. They also have sauna, swimming pool , massages here. Overall this place kicks ass.
So I leave you with this after my 15 day journey. Europe is a fantastic place to visit, but I can in no way live here, unless I moved into Artemus.
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