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Originally Posted by purecharlie
Oh boy, I see you went ahead with that sense of humour bypass operation then!
OK, fair enough, that's the last advice you're getting from me. It comes to something when I spend my own time FOR FREE to give you advice that will generate a lot of money for you (and generate fuck all for me!) - and in return you turn round and call me unprofessional. The comment about your girls was a joke buddy! You know what they are? Obviously not.
I did have a few other things I was going to suggest to improve your site and generate you extra money but I ain't telling you shit now - and if you find that "tasteless and offensive" then . . go fuck yourself  |
Oh no, what have I done? No more advice??? Shit, now I?m fucked, my business is ruined.
I won?t be able to pay the mortgage on my house, I?ll be evicted. What will I do?? I?ll have to move into one of my rental properties and to blank out the pain of losing my ?porn empire? I?ll drink heavily and do skunk.
Then I?ll probably lose the plot and all my properties in the UK and be bankrupted, then I?ll have to move over to France to my property over there, but then I won?t be able to cope with the pain of my downfall and so I?ll have to return to my homeland of Scotland and end up living on the streets drinking Buckfast, (Scotlands third national drink after whisky and Iron Bru).
Yupp, I am soooooooo fucked.