Well first of all, go check your fatass into a hospital, get some tests done and make sure it's nothing serious. If you tell your general doctor you have chest pains he will just tell you to check into a hospital anyways. You may need an EKG.
If all checks out, take it as a wake up call. Get your fat, lazy ass to the gym and work on eating right, or else prepare for an early death. Sorry to be an ass, but I don't feel bad for people who can change their situation but instead decide to do nothing and walk around with a chip on their shoulder.
