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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
3. Jesus freaks of the born again tribe. I am like a beacon for them. They flock to me offering assistance, prayers, and most importantly seeking personal revelation by asking and or making sure that I do not blame JESUS! for what has happened and that I am at peace. Especially since if I can either not believe or blame him, what chance do they have. They just cheated, did some time, sucked some cock for meth, or whatever the fuck turned them around from sin to Jesus.
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I tell them I myself am a Reverend and preach the word of Marijuana, they ask me if I really am a Reverend and I tell them yes, I can marry people in multiple states. I tell them the tree of life was actually a marijuana plant and that I intend to tell the world my sermon, they get very, very distraught. If you arent fucking with xstians, you arent having fun. Ive also told them I was a prwcher of the Left hand Bible, they fucking flip.
I give them the Dio horns and walk off. Attempting any discussion with these simpletons is useless I learned long ago, just scare them... their fear makes them retreat.
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Evil is as evil does.