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applejacks · 04-23-2003, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
When I was younger and got hired to run a zipper manufacturing factory in downtown LA in the garment district, the first day the hispanics were making jokes about the new "gringo".

I hadn't learned Spanish too well yet, so when I was meeting them all this one guy looks up from a bunch of them sitting at the lunch table, shakes my hand and says "Tela Momo". I'm thinking to myself I don't want to look like a dumb ass not knowing spanish, so I just said back "Sure, I love tela mamo's, thinking maybe he was asking me if I wanted a bite to eat with them.

Then I said Mi gusto tela momo mucho mui caliente.

I'm thinking I told them I like hot spicy mexican food.

They all started laughing their asses off and I'm thinking cool I answered it right and they just thought I was a funny gringo trying to sound Hispanic.

Later I found out "tela momo" means "Do you want to suck my cock?"

Actually ""tela momo"" means Ill suck you OR Ill lick you.

Do you want to suck my cock in spanish would be
"Me mama el bicho"