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Originally Posted by NBBCash Matze
If you have a drink at the beach at night with a unknown girl you could wake up in bath tub filled up with icecubes and one kidney less.
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If I wake up with a girl in my bed in Thailand, after a night of drinking, the first thing I do when I wake up is... reach between her legs and do a "cock check." If she has a cock, then I reach between MY legs and do an "ass is sore" check.
You gotta be careful in a land where the men can be more beautiful than the women.
