10-27-2009, 06:26 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Posts: 38,323
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Originally Posted by DJ The Kid
nice pics bro, I'll hit it next year, had previous made plans this year so couldn't make it
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So I checked the FMSL (F*ck My Sex Life) link in your sig...funny shiat:
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I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob while he was playing Mortal Kombat, and he got so into the game that when he lost, he threw the controller hard at the floor which ended up hitting my ankle. Now I'm temporarily using crutches for my sprained ankle. FMSL.
I was teasing this guy one night as a precurser to sex as i always do, and decided to give him some oral. As I finish to move onto other things he suddenly cums on my shirt. After cleaning himself up he puts his pants back on, looks at me and says "you're too good for your own good" and leaves. FMSL
Last night while I was giving my man a blowjob on the bed, I came up from going down on him. I thought I'd try to be sexy and throw my hair around, but instead I fell backwards off the bed. But I didn't land on the floor, I landed on my ass on top of an incredibly hot space heater. Now my ass is burned. FMSL
My girlfriend cheated on me, but she told me I had a bigger dick. I don't know if I should feel better or choke her for even knowing. FMSL
Today, my mum walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. FMSL
Today, I was on top of my boyfriend making out. We were both clothed, but apparently not good enough because when I leaned forward to kiss his neck, he freed himself, pushed aside my clothing, took my virginity and came inside of me in one thrust. Without my permission. While I am fertile. FMSL
My boyfriend and I had sex the other day and he put on the last condom and went inside... Not 10 seconds later he decided he really needed to pee. He hasn't had a chance to buy condoms since. FMSL
I was getting myself off and my hand started to hurt so I pulled it back and my whole arm ached. I just strained my drawing arm while masturbating and I didn't even get very far. Curse these short arms! FMSL
I've been going out with this guy (first true love) but he believes that having sex once every two days is fine. And only at night. And no oral sex. Well I can give him some but only cause I convinced him to. I love oral sex. And can't have it anymore. It's already been 2 years now. FMSL
Today I got bored and slipped a hand down to do some "playing." I got the usual feeling I normally get before I cum, which is feeling like I have to pee. I gave in to the feeling only to find out that I wasn't about to cum, I really did have to pee. FMSL
Today, I got to have birthday sex for the first time in my life. He finished not even five minutes into it and I never got to cum. Happy Birthday to me. FMSL
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BTW, which part of the City are you in? I live in the South Bay, but will be in SF tomorrow...
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