SO i am on my way home from a ride on my new mountain bike i bought to get in shape. I stopped behind a dumpster to take a piss when i see this guy grab my bike and take off.
Then i remembered he had just thrown out the trash , so i open his trash and sure enough his name and address is on a letter in the trash. So i go home to call the cops on the guy , but my cousin had a better idea. See he just got out of prison and likes to fuck with people so he picked the guys lock and is waiting in his closet , he said he was gonna cut off his ears but i think he was just kidding.
Its a diamond back recoil
