"That?s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.
Clark wasn?t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he ?noticed something was missing.?"
Umm.. excuse me? Are we missing a period of time here or what? Nice reporting. Did he fall to the ground? Did he call the cops? Did passersby help him? spit on him? piss on him? Nothing noteworthy occured between a random human kicking him in the groin, and "later that night"?
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