Found 140 bucks in the DMV under the chest high walk up counter just laying on the floor. If I was not in my chair I would not of spotted it, there was tons of people in there too. I just waited until it was my turn in line, dropped my keys on it and picked it all up. Was really expecting a sting or some hidden cameras to pop out 20/20 style.
Got popped between Concord and San Francisco and I was going to fight the ticket. I had to show up at the Oakland courthouse. I arrived pretty early and had grabbed a dirty water dog and a drink for lunch. Wheeled over to this bush area to eat. Finished eating and was collecting my trash, noticed another brown bag and was going to put it all into the bag - plus I hate liter. Anyways the bag had a fat roll of a bit more than 3k in it and about 15 or more tiny ass foil packets. I freaked, took the bag to the trash and held the money as I dropped the whole thing into the trash. Kept looking around for some gangbanger or something. Did not feel safe until I was done with court and on way home. Even in court I kept checking people out wondering who it belonged too.
We were ocean fishing in the bay for a shark derby. I had one of those lame yet very popular velcro trifold wallets. It was full of cash (around 600 bucks) plus about 3-4 bucks in change. The money was for latter on during the trip/vacation. The damn change was leftover from getting vending food to bring on board. I leaned over a bit during a wave and it fell out of my pocket overboard. I just saw it float for about 10 seconds out of reach and then sink as we drifted away - screaming.
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