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Chronopost (Fedex) and UPS France have this really great trick: They know the majority of people aren't at home during the day, so they don't deliver, they put in the 'sorry we missed you' slip, and fuck off. Three times doing that, then your package gets routed to through regular mail. You get it 3 weeks later, they get the afternoon off.
After months of this bullshit, I actually staked out a driver, watched him walk up to my apartment w/ a pre-written slip. I bolted downstairs, hauled the guy up, and said: hey, what the fuck are you doing? Do you bother to actually deliver shit?
He said: You weren't at home (lol)
I said: You didn't even ring the doorbell..
He then throws open the side of his truck and yells at me: You see all of these packages? If I actually delivered them all, I'd get home late every night!
All courier services are fuckwits.
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