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12clicks · 11-03-2009, 07:22 AM

I'm not sure which pathfinder Obituary I like more:

My father died in his sleep last night. It is believed that he had a stroke.

His computer was still on this morning and his browser was opened to this board.

He had spoke laughingly about the GFY board, as being the most insane board on the net.

I don't know how many of you actually knew my father but I will tell you something about him.

He served his country in the military for more than thirty years, from Korea to Vietnam.

He was one of America's most decorated soldiers.

He was nominated for the Congressional Medal of Honor, but was awarded the Distinquished Service Cross instead.

He was awarded five Silver Stars, six Bronze Stars with V for valor, four Bronze stars without V for valor, and eight purple hearts.

He was a big man, a strong man, and the best father a son could have. I respected him and loved him dearly.

He left a rather extensive inheritence and a self sustaining foundation that will provide educational grants for the orphans of soldiers that died in battle.

He requested that he be cremated and instead of being buried in Arlington he wanted his ashes spread in Korea, and I will abide by his wishes.
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My Father died in his sleep after lunch. It is believed that he had a stroke brought on by the jelly doughnut found in his hand.

His computer was still on and his browser was opened to this board.

He had spoke laughingly about the GFY board, as being the most insane board on the net.

I don't know how many of you actually knew him but I will tell you something about him.

He was the finest piece of man ass another man could ever hope to have.

He was one of America's most prissy soldiers.

He was nominated for the Liberace award, but was awarded the Distinquished Elton John award instead.

He was awarded numerous fashion awards and eight purple nipples.

He was a big man, a strong man, and the best lover a man could have. I respected him and loved him dearly.

He left a rather extensive inheritence and a self sustaining foundation that will provide educational grants for his two cats.

He requested that he be cremated and instead of being buried, wanted his ashes spread in the parking lot of the local gay bar. He wanted to be spead there one last time.

11-03-2009, 07:22 AM
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,783	I'm not sure which pathfinder Obituary I like more: My father died in his sleep last night. It is believed that he had a stroke. His computer was still on this morning and his browser was opened to this board. He had spoke laughingly about the GFY board, as being the most insane board on the net. I don't know how many of you actually knew my father but I will tell you something about him. He served his country in the military for more than thirty years, from Korea to Vietnam. He was one of America's most decorated soldiers. He was nominated for the Congressional Medal of Honor, but was awarded the Distinquished Service Cross instead. He was awarded five Silver Stars, six Bronze Stars with V for valor, four Bronze stars without V for valor, and eight purple hearts. He was a big man, a strong man, and the best father a son could have. I respected him and loved him dearly. He left a rather extensive inheritence and a self sustaining foundation that will provide educational grants for the orphans of soldiers that died in battle. He requested that he be cremated and instead of being buried in Arlington he wanted his ashes spread in Korea, and I will abide by his wishes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- or My Father died in his sleep after lunch. It is believed that he had a stroke brought on by the jelly doughnut found in his hand. His computer was still on and his browser was opened to this board. He had spoke laughingly about the GFY board, as being the most insane board on the net. I don't know how many of you actually knew him but I will tell you something about him. He was the finest piece of man ass another man could ever hope to have. He was one of America's most prissy soldiers. He was nominated for the Liberace award, but was awarded the Distinquished Elton John award instead. He was awarded numerous fashion awards and eight purple nipples. He was a big man, a strong man, and the best lover a man could have. I respected him and loved him dearly. He left a rather extensive inheritence and a self sustaining foundation that will provide educational grants for his two cats. He requested that he be cremated and instead of being buried, wanted his ashes spread in the parking lot of the local gay bar. He wanted to be spead there one last time. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.