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Ontario Judge makes unprecedented ruling
Another case of truth being stranger than fiction...

TORONTO, ONTARIO (CP) -

A seven-year-old Toronto, Ontario boy was at the center of a
Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over
who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents &
the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody
law & regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree
possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt
beat him more than his parents & he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged
they had also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family &
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references & confer with
child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto
Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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