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You completely miss the point.
You want to be original, but as everyone who has some extra $$$ spends it on a luxury or sports car, you will be just one more.
Other option is to hire or buy (depending on where you live) 5 big negros and two geishas/concubines.Buy yourself one of these ancient emperor seats that are ported around by slaves. Make the 4 negros carry you and your seat around. The 5th negro will rotate positions so the other ones don't get exhausted to death.
Have the concubines follow you around all the time and do your bidding (pleasure).
It's very important that you use negros and not mexicans, indians or whatever else. If you dress them in egyptian regalia it would be even better.
Said that, there are better ways to spend your money and be original... but of course, it's up to you.
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