Sod's Law (also known as Murphy's Law)
"If anything can go wrong, it will."
ie Meet a hot chick, offer to buy her a drink and then back to yours, she agrees, you pull out the old epassporte card and ......storm home, log into gfy and post a thread about epassporte.
epassporte should issue mastercards, it would make a great "priceless" advert.
