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Old 11-08-2009, 05:39 PM  
beerptrol
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Originally Posted by escorpio View Post
I once spanked out a load driving between Moses Lake, WA and Spokane. Put on a condom so I wouldn't make a mess.

Once on I-5 between Seattle and Portland my ex-wife was fucking herself with a dildo when we passed a trucker and she gave him a show. Next thing I know we are being chased down the freeway by a convoy of truckers. Fucking CB radio!
Cause we gotta great big convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the USA
Convoy... Convoy...

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten
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