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Originally Posted by bronco67
My cleaning lady was telling me about my next-door neighbor's Dyson vacuum and how great it is, and how she can clean that house faster because it works so well.
I told her to go ahead and buy one.
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You joke but I swear to god I overheard this actual conversation by a mean ass old rich lady and her husband at a fancy restaurant once.
Probably one of the most amusing meals I've ever had. In the far end of the restaurant Will Smith had a table and at one point the old lady (her and her husband were long time regulars) called the maitre'd over and asked why they let people like 'that' in.
I know she meant loud, not black; but it was still funny as fuck.