Kind of reminds me of Gilligans Island.
I know someone who moved out there for a year and he just got his apt robbed while he was sleeping in his bedroom drunk. They took everything not nailed down. He just purchased a laptop on the street infected with a gizzilian viruses. But he does have a lot of stories about the women over there, if your a white guy they seem to think you have a lot of money...so sex comes easy.