After 3 1/2 years with McDonalds, it is time for me to move on. Time for the next chapter in my life and the new challenges that are ahead of me.
I'm going to take a few weeks off to enjoy life, then back at the game.
Nothing but love for Ronald McDonald, Ray Kroc, Sheniqua (Head Fryer), Chiquiata (Big Mac master) and the rest of the crew.... Was great working with you all.
Was a pleasure most of the time being a burger flipper here on McCrazy for you crazy bunch of fuckers.
I am going to miss all the crazy fast food hijinks that you wonderful people have given me.
Although I don't think McDonalds will fail without me, I truly believe that you (McDonalds) need to expand your dollar menu in these difficult times (you know who i'm talking about Chantrelle
)..
Maybe a new company will come in and try to buy you (Dave Thomas
) or maybe you will just become another iconic figure that bites the dust in tough economic times..
In any case, I have enjoyed my time and "I'm Lovin It" thinking about my next venture.
I "Deserve A Break Today" and i'm sure i'll find it cruising all the local gay bars...
"It's a Good Time for the Great Taste" and i'm sure the taste of a nice juicy cock will fit the bill...
In closing, I am happy to be free from the rude drive through customers and the acne on my ass i got from the fry machine while serving one too many "Super Sized" Big Mac combo's...
Thank you all and god bless....