Originally Posted by marketsmart

Hey, I wanted to thank you for hooking me up with your mother on Craigslist..

I have to say that i have never had someone eat my ass out the way she did...

Oh, and thanks for giving me a 50% discount..

I would have thought that $5 was a fair price for sodomizing your mother, but only having to pay $2.50 for 3 hours was a real bonus...

Thanks BRO....