Originally Posted by Fucksakes

my hotel room is right above some strip club with like 40 girls who will fuck you for 30 bucks.. I just need to walk out my bedroom door and down 1 flight of stairs and I am on the floor where all the girls are getting ready to go dance downstairs. I can also walk anywhere and thousands of girls willl yell at me and my boys... we even made it a football game to dogde them all as we walked down the streets.. just retarded.

And the best part is... I rejected them all because i love my girlfriend at home.