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I'll seem gay for this but it was Mario Kart Wii and yea, online. Used to play it a bunch with a friend but it had been several months, and she gathered up some people on Twitter to play with us, one of which was a ringer with a high rating. I had been playing "down", using the big characters with the worst handling karts instead of my usual Luigi + Mach Bike so that the games would be closer, and the ringer was basically kicking our asses. So after one round of races, I switched back to Luigi + Mach Bike and fucking whooped her ass by like 15-20 seconds on each race for a round just to show her who was boss, then went back to playing with shitty characters/Karts.

I haven't played FPS's regularly in many years but used to love those too. I still whip out UT:GotY now and then to keep the ol' trigger finger in shape, lol. I'd be completely lost in a CoD or Halo game probably, especially on a console. The last console FPS's I played were Metroid Prime, Goldeneye and Hexen (still remember playing Hexen on comp way back when - fucking loved that game!). I'm sure the games have gotten crazy-ass advanced now and the best players now are probably like grandmasters are at chess. I can't help it - all my fave games are old games that I pretty much grew up on - Master of Orion, Shandalar in MTG, One Must Fall, the Dragon Warrior series, Dark Reign, and even going further back, Alley Cat and other way old NES and Atari games. They don't make 'em like they used to.

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