A drunken farmer throws open the door to his home and staggers in with a duck under his arm. His wife says... you worthless drunk, what do you think your doing. The drunken farmers says... This is the fat, ugly pig that I have been screwing for the last 10 years! His wife says you fucking drunk, thats not a pig, Its a duck! The drunken farmer says... I was talking to the duck!
