A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, will you give me a free beer?" The bartender looks at him and says "Sure, but it better be good. I've seen a lot of amazing things." Upon hearing this the man opens up his coat and takes out a bag and out of the bag he pulls a small piano, a small stool and a Hamster. He sets them on the bar and the Hamster pulls the stool up to the piano and begins to play. The bartender says to the man "Hey, that is kind of amazing, but it's not the most amazing thing I've ever seen." The man tells the bartender to hold on a second and reaches once again into the bag. This time he pulls out a Bullfrog. He sets it down next to the piano and the Bullfrog begins to sing "Old Man River" accompanied by the Hamster. A customer sitting at the end of the bar says to the man "That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen!" He then offers to buy the Bullfrog from the man. The man sells the Bullfrog to the customer for $100 and the customer takes the Bullfrog and leaves. Seeing this the bartender says to the man "What the hell are you doing, you just sold a gold mine!" To which the man responds - "Don't worry about it, the Hamster . . . . . He's a ventriloquist!"
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