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Originally Posted by munki
I do sincerely need to apologize for that, I hung around the event a bit to long, and 3-4 loads in I just can't maintain proper distance versus directional control. I will pace myself much more stringently this year.  |
I didn't feel like exposing you, so I appreciate it that you manned up and came in here (figuratively speaking) and apologized.
While I accept your apology, there is still the issue of my sperm damaged shoes.
I would really appreciate it if you would replace my cum stained loafers!
Here is what they looked like "pre-cum" coating (since you obviously weren't paying attention to where your jizz was spraying):
As you know, I am a style maven, and I will not be seen prancing around in defiled loafers.
Oh yeah, and the Asian girl I sponsored last year said for you to drink more pineapple juice prior to participating this year, whatever that means...
ADG