Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I didn't feel like exposing you, so I appreciate it that you manned up and came in here (figuratively speaking) and apologized.

While I accept your apology, there is still the issue of my sperm damaged shoes.

I would really appreciate it if you would replace my cum stained loafers!

Here is what they looked like "pre-cum" coating (since you obviously weren't paying attention to where your jizz was spraying):



As you know, I am a style maven, and I will not be seen prancing around in defiled loafers.

Oh yeah, and the Asian girl I sponsored last year said for you to drink more pineapple juice prior to participating this year, whatever that means...

ADG