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AaronM · 11-22-2009, 02:44 PM

Everybody appreciates loyalty but what about when it goes too far?

I love my dog (no, not that way you sick fuckers) but seriously....why does he have to stick so close by? I can't go anywhere without him following me unless I stealthily slide my rotund ass by him while he's sleeping. I'm forever almost stepping on the clumsy oaf by day and tripping over him by night..

I must have explained to him at least 300 times that he has his own bed and should not sleep on the floor next to mine. Yet, somehow he manages to find his way there on a regular basis. I get up, he gets stepped on or kicked, then he moves back to his bed. Every fucking night.....Sometimes multiple times a night.....You might think he would eventually learn not to lay there.

In this case, a little less loyalty would be appreciated.

Here's a couple pics.

Does your pet stick too close to you? Any suggestions how to discourage it other than by taking daily showers?

11-22-2009, 02:44 PM
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Is your pet overly loyal to you? Everybody appreciates loyalty but what about when it goes too far? I love my dog (no, not that way you sick fuckers) but seriously....why does he have to stick so close by? I can't go anywhere without him following me unless I stealthily slide my rotund ass by him while he's sleeping. I'm forever almost stepping on the clumsy oaf by day and tripping over him by night.. I must have explained to him at least 300 times that he has his own bed and should not sleep on the floor next to mine. Yet, somehow he manages to find his way there on a regular basis. I get up, he gets stepped on or kicked, then he moves back to his bed. Every fucking night.....Sometimes multiple times a night.....You might think he would eventually learn not to lay there. In this case, a little less loyalty would be appreciated. Here's a couple pics. Does your pet stick too close to you? Any suggestions how to discourage it other than by taking daily showers?