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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass
We didnt go touring this year as we have been too busy with redesigning our site & our car was off the road after I smashed her up. 
Planning on a tour around the UK again this year though, so should be good!  |
Words fail me.
Oh wait, no they don't.
Gary, you know and I know you are a bit dense. You left school early after struggling academically. I don't blame you for that. Many people aren't cut out for CSEs in woodwork. However, I feel I need to help you out here.
In porn terms, a TOUR is a section of your site that helps you sell your content to the surfer. It is a collection of your BEST pictures. The really hot ones. The ones that almost make the surfer come in his pants.
It is not you driving round the UK letting men bareback your wife for 20 quid while you film it.
The fact you don't know this (and put TOURS as a niche on your site LOL), probably is why you get no sales.
And you should look up what a glory hole is too. (clue - it is NOT a 4 foot wide hole in a bit of plywood in your shed).
Bless you for trying though.
This is what happens with care in the community I guess.